Monday, October 24, 2011

Bunny Elf Chain Letter (*evil laugh*)

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U WILL DIE DEAD IF YOU STOP READING
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Me: I will die if I stop reading? Good, I just need to read it until the End so I DON'T DIE
Chain: So there was this bunny named elf and he had an owner named Benny and benny loved the rabbit. 1 day the rabbit and benny was taking for a walk and then they ran in 2 a girl who also Wlaked with her bunny and it’s name was Cammie.
Me: How do you suppose I will believe that piece of crap? "Wlaked" is not even a freakin' word!!
Chain: Her name was beth. beth and benny went 2 starting dating
 Me: Oh Really? Go on..
Chain: and 1 day they were having unprotected sex and weren’t watching their bunnies like good pet owners should be. then the rabbits both ate hand grenades and exploded. then their exploded bunny parts were buried but the bunny parts turned into smaller bunny babies and clawed their way form the ground and attacked people who have unprotected sex.
Me: So you're saying that baby bunnies can attack? and what if people are having unprotected sex but they are married? So instead of having a baby all they get is an attack from baby bunnies?? This Chain is messup up... 
Chain: if you don’t pass this along 2 12,000 people, bunnies will bite your penis off and they will bite your vagina off 2 and then they’ll eat ur eye balls until they can drink ur eye socket blood. i broke this chain letter and now i’m died.
Me: *dead
Chain: I misspelled dead wrong 
Me: Hey! Guess what!
Chain: What?
Me: I'm behind you! Look behind you!

*kills the chain letter*
Me: I killed.....The....CHAIN LETTER!!  *evil laugh*

The Teddy Chain Letter (Good Bye Teddy!)

Im gonna break this Chain mail! hahaha !!
Teddy:Hi, I am Teddy.
Me: Here we go again...
Teddy: Once you read this you cannot get out.
Me: Get out of what?
Teddy: Finish reading this until it is done!
Me: Until What's done??
Teddy: As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old
Me: You don't have to introduce yourself twice
Teddy: I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead
 Me: You Don't Say?

Teddy:If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed
 Me: I guess I'll be sleeping with my axe tonight..
Teddy: When you're asleep, I'll kill you
Me: How can you kill me if you don't even exist?
Teddy:Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters
Me: Here we go again with the fake people who died because of a crappy letter
Teddy: Well, Foolish Patty
Me: No! Smart Patty cause she didn't believe in chain letters
 Teddy: She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha Patty, Ha ha!
 Me: Getting killed by a TV that started flickering on and off.. Seems legit..
Teddy: You don't want to be like Patty, do you?
Me: No, I want to be veterinarian
Teddy: Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha!
Me: Coma?! Seriously?? George is just on medications..
Teddy: Now, do you want to be like George?
 Me: STFU

Teddy: Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life.
 Me: Really? Bloody Mary isn't a person, It is a drink in England (I think)
Teddy: Case 4: Derek Minse This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground.
 Me: It's just a coincidence..Things happen!!
Teddy: He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children
 Me: *promoted and *proposal  You're stupid Teddy..
 Teddy:Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight
 Me: Teddy Teddy Teddy.. Just GTFO!

 Teddy: Okay..:(
 Me: *evil laugh* 

Introduction

Hello Guys! I am Bronze, I love to break or smash chain letters. Why? Because they are so annoying!