Im gonna break this Chain mail! hahaha !!
Teddy:Hi, I am Teddy.
Me: Here we go again...
Teddy: Once you read this you cannot get out.
Me: Get out of what?
Teddy: Finish reading this until it is done!
Me: Until What's done??
Teddy: As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old
Me: You don't have to introduce yourself twice
Teddy: I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead
Me: You Don't Say?
Teddy:If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed
Me: I guess I'll be sleeping with my axe tonight..
Teddy: When you're asleep, I'll kill you
Me: How can you kill me if you don't even exist?
Teddy:Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters
Me: Here we go again with the fake people who died because of a crappy letter
Teddy: Well, Foolish Patty
Me: No! Smart Patty cause she didn't believe in chain letters
Teddy: She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha Patty, Ha ha!
Me: Getting killed by a TV that started flickering on and off.. Seems legit..
Teddy: You don't want to be like Patty, do you?
Me: No, I want to be veterinarian
Teddy: Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha!
Me: Coma?! Seriously?? George is just on medications..
Teddy: Now, do you want to be like George?
Teddy: Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life.
Me: Really? Bloody Mary isn't a person, It is a drink in England (I think)
Teddy: Case 4: Derek Minse This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground.
Me: It's just a coincidence..Things happen!!
Teddy: He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children
Me: *promoted and *proposal You're stupid Teddy..
Teddy:Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight
Me: Teddy Teddy Teddy.. Just GTFO!
Me: *evil laugh*