Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Bloody Mary Chain Mail

CHAIN:You are now cursed ME: Yeah Right.. Chain:You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00am, by Bloody Mary. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on. Me: I told you! Bloody Mary is a drink!! Chain:She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed. Me:What If I Told you that I CURRENTLY sleep on the sofa right now because my room has insect infestations. Chain:What's your parents going to do when they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this email? Me: Oh Shut Up.. CASE ONE - Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise dead. Me: Yeah.. "Surname Removed" Good One.. ^_0 CASE TWO - Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain felt, though she is scarred for life. Me: If she had deep lacerations, Would she wake up while this so called "Bloody Mary" slit her wrists because of the pain? Duh! CASE THREE - Thomas [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and there she was, Bloody Mary standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a knife in her hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life. Me: It was his biggest fright? I've seen worse.. like my Grandpa naked.. Can't get it off my mind.. Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED Me: Oh am I? We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this email to... Me: Shut the hell up! NO PEOPLE - You're going to die. 1-5 PEOPLE - You're going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your life. 5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you will die. 15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Bloody Mary Me: Let's see.. It's either I send this or not.. If I send this..It's a total waste of time and If I don't send it..I'll finish more productive things.. So Chain letter, Get the fudge out of our monitor screens! Chain: Uhhh..Sayonara mothafuckas! LOL.. and that's how the Bloody Chain Letter is destroyed! Oh Yeah!